Zombies Are Coming For the Brain of Debbie Kurtz

I wrote the screenplay in my head to keep from being afraid. They came out of the woods, they devoured people around me but there I was killing them and that made it better. It wasn’t killing, there’s no killing something that was dead before it got to you. It was heads exploding from birdshot, zombie heads popping off from my mighty samurai sword. Ha ha, are you not dead yet? Are you sure? It might’ve been you, too.