Training the Many Fisted Borzoi
One: ample exit room is required, clean
All oil cans and remove bloody rags
Before proceeding with the cavity search.
Two: De-claw all relatives. The family
Is a neat place to die but none I think
Do there meat pie. Get your house
In order. Through fire is recommended.
Three: Get your louse in order. The louse
Is best caught with the bones of fingertips.
Peel back the skin. Try it with teeth, fun
For the whole family.
Once you have prepared the Borzoi, you
May begin with the fisting. Lubricate
The hallway with blood. Cram a cadre
Of toxic friends into plastic bags and
Shove them through the opening.
All the rest is teeth, glorious teeth.
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